Friday, December 3, 2010

Glory to mother Russia


Congratulations to Russia for winning the 2012 World Cup, it's kind of an inevitable choice because, come on mates, its Russia, formerly known as USSR during its communist days. It's the freaking biggest country in the world, and the most powerful to me because Napoleon and Hitler, 2 of the most powerful dictators/leaders/tyrants/heroes in the world couldn't hold a prayer, against the wrath of Mother Russia.

Some of the people who shape the world we know today are from Russia such as Catherine the Great, Ivan the terrible, Lenin, Stalin, Rachmaninov, Tchaikovsky, and, Zangief to name a few.

Terror

But in the land which Tetris and drunk Russians with their 16 year-old brides come from, none of them have a more powerful impact on the voting other than this man...

Ultimate Terror

Vladimir Putin, the baddest leader ever in the world, even Kim Jong Il can't surpass him in the badass category, how bad is he? If Obama is good at shooting hoops, this guy is good at whooping asses, he holds a 6th dan in Judo besides from practicing Sambo, earning the title master of sports for both martial arts and he's a former KGB agent (how more bad ass can you get?).

I bet if u would put him in the middle of a thick jungle alone, he would come back to civilization with battle scars acquired from fighting wolves, tigers, big foot, bears and big foot, which he wins and kills every single one, every single time.

The last image of big foot before he got owned by Putin


Shit, i think he would decimate Zangief if they were to battle it out in a ring and i think that is why the Russian Federation won the right to host the 2018 World Cup, not democracy, not by how footballing has progressed in that country, it's because of this man, he pawns all, and that is a wise enough decision why you should NOT vote against Russia.

Again, congratulations to Russia for hosting the 2018 World Cup...

Till next time...

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